I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.
thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven
WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM
do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
The other day I was in my bathroom trying to get some EVP recordings. I’ve long suspected the bathroom to be the hub of many paranormal going ons, so I had my microphone turned way up to see if I could pick up any cross dimensional chatter. That’s when this SUPER LOUD SCREECH came out of nowhere! It was so loud, it shook my whole house, and broke my earphones… and my ears. Luckily, I got it recorded.
Take a listen. It’s definitely from out of this world… or under this world? And sorry it took so long to upload. This happened on Monday, but I was in the hospital with scabby ears until this morning.
hhahahaha that recording!!
if you’re a Steven Universe fan and you arent following Ronaldo’s “Keep Beach City Weird” blog, you should be!! It’s canon folks!
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?" go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out