teruteruhanamura: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
ifyoucarryonthisway: pinkypromiseluffles: do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over Or your boyfriend licks your eye…
the-lonely-scottish-guy: if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about...
therebemorefoolery: mizuaoi: lupeylycan: thearchangeltrickster: prideofasoldier: iammadscientist: ((Bonus points if smut)) Every so often I try this one again. I’ll write one back omg pls . . u Omg
I’m not even twenty minutes into this movie and I hate it.
esexist: guys i’m literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster than me
gallifreyantimelady: IT’S SLEEPOVER FRIDAY Y’ALL send me: stories about your crush/better half/whatever embarassing stories truths or dares just stories in general it’s like a fifth grade sleepover, anything goes ok
heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
followers, what do you want to know?
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
calciumwaves: IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
bigasseyesfullawonder: things my grandchildren are going to hear me say yo lil nigga chicken nugger swiggity swag what’s in the bag bitch i might be holla holla get dolla swaggy bip bop bam i don’t give a damn ding dong that is wrong things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say yo lil nigga chicken nugger swiggity swag what’s in the bag bitch i might be holla holla get...
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
universul: why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem
jpgay: wow attractive people must have so much fun on tumblr
imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character walking around your house in their underwear
In other news, I should be getting the main stuff for my horns tomorrow (and the assorted ones for friends). This makes me happy except I can get online for the tutorial. But I got Mass Effect 2 today.
louistheking: i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
The fact we were supposed to get internet back today and we didn’t PISSES ME OFF.
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MASS EFFECT WHEN MY MOTHER FORGETS TO TAKE ME TO THE STORE WITH HER
I just really want some art of my OC with Isabela. Just. My God I love them together.
memoryblocks: PRESENTING NINTENDO’S NEW CONSOLE
gothlolita: reason s to date me i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget i am very popular in nintendogs i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too macaroni and cheese i
orelpuppington: IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS
Put a Symbol in my ask
‽ - I’m too shy to talk to you ✩ - You inspire me ☼ - You make me smile ☏ - I wish we’d talk more ✌- I want to get to know you ☺ - I want to be your friend ＃- I want to thank you ✓ - I like you ♣ - I want to cuddle you ❀ - I think I’m falling for you ＊ - I want to kiss you ♥ - I’m in love with you 愛 - I love you ∞ - I want to date you © - Will you be mine?
myrtlewilson: myrtlewilson: fun fact one time i auditioned for a play and the character called for a russian accent and i did mine for the director and got the part and she stopped me on my way out and asked my how i got it so believable sounding and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was because of the amount of time i spend imitating chekov from star trek when i’m home alone i’m...
ohmypheels: everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this. now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been...
fffcuk: what doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally and affects your ability to have stable relationships with other human beings
My step thinks girls hit on me
lettucefetish: i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
See what your followers think of you.
Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
ANYONE?? NO OKAY.
nayx: look son *triple backflips onto the roof* i know life’s hard but
poopflow: cause of death: second hand embarrassment
peasantbutts: if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you