My name would be Autumn. I have many OTPs. My favorite games include Dragon Age (Origins and II), Mass Effect (All), Skyrim, Bioshock (1 and 2), Resident Evil (all depends), and Uncharted (all). I read Homestuck (favorite character being Vriska). I am a Ravenclaw and my wand is Alder with Phoenix Feather Core, ten and three quarter inches unyielding.
My recent ACTIVE fandom (the one I am currently most invested in) is Mass Effect 2, centering on Tali and Shepard.
Feel free to drop whatever you want in my inbox or submit whatever you want.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
- do not (◡‿◡✿)
- fuck with (◕‿◕✿)
- my (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
- friends (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
find the hidden message: sned me ndues
dudes semen
okay kida doesnt get enough love around here so here’s the lowdown on my fav disney princess
kidagakash nedakh
- she’s roughly 8,500 years old, but she appears about 28
- she’s a WARRIOR PRINCESS who becomes a WARRIOR QUEEN
- she watched her mother die when she was a toddler
- shes the only (i repeat ONLY) disney princess to become queen
- she didnt become queen from marriage, the crown was passed on to her after her father died
- the reason she is a warrior princess is because the voice actess (cree summer) intimidated the creators
- she was the first original disney princess, not taken from an adaption or legend
shes basically a bad ass chick who had an entire civilization’s survival on her shoulders and doesnt get the credit she deserves
♥
(Source: deviantartofficial)
That feeling when you make other people ship the things you ship
me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.
mom: i will try.
instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”
if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
(Source: seoulsister)
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
okay I keep seeing this and I felt the need to point out that humans are in fact any shade of brown/tan on the outside, if you mash them they are red, and if you skin them they are pink. no I will not be including photos.
ok hannibal
it got better
